Just For Laughs

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by chris_stoffa » June 26th, 2014, 1:25 pm

The Missus wrote: The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for the Australian Tax Department”
Ahhhhh, you've had an audit by that little p***k too I see :lol:
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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by The Missus » June 26th, 2014, 4:43 pm

No and shhh - they don't need any encouragement thank you very much :)
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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by kerry460 » June 26th, 2014, 5:58 pm

I shouldn't admit this , but enough years have passed .
I scruffed one by the shirt front and helped him from my work back into his car ,
he was unharmed , just shaken not stirred !!!!!!!
I got away with it . but I do not recommend it , :rolleyes:
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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by Captain Cupcake » September 18th, 2014, 8:29 pm

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."

The father replies,
"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went..?"

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by Captain Cupcake » November 30th, 2014, 8:58 pm

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
He seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested

The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...

"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..I just lost it.


"CASE DISMISSED!!"

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by Captain Cupcake » December 7th, 2014, 11:49 am

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need.
$o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on

The Reply: Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by foogill » December 7th, 2014, 8:50 pm

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman!

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by kerry460 » December 8th, 2014, 6:02 pm

oh dear .
foogill , you will surely upset some people .
but bloody funny , hahahaha

cheers,
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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by foogill » December 9th, 2014, 4:44 pm

Thank you, I've been chuckling all week since I heard it.

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by Captain Cupcake » March 19th, 2015, 4:27 pm

Every night Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer the doorbell rang.

He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by
the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same cockroach was standing there. This time, he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Joe didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Joe and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Joe went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around."'

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by kerry460 » March 20th, 2015, 1:22 am

hahaha
i should have seen that on coming

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by BigDutchy » March 20th, 2015, 4:49 pm

Dad joke!!! But I'm a dad and I love it!!

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by MudChaser » March 21st, 2015, 6:29 am

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Hey darl, put another shrimp on the barbie.
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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by BigDutchy » March 22nd, 2015, 9:15 am

..................what to say.......very funny

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Re: Just For Laughs

Unread post by MudChaser » April 5th, 2015, 7:02 pm

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