You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish this

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by BigDutchy » August 27th, 2011, 2:47 pm

Peter @ Aawen4x4 wrote:Sadly, & I believe that it's due solely to just a couple of posters, it appears that yet again we need to remind everyone that this is a 'G' rated Forum & that the rules for this thread are as follows - this time quoting the post in it's entirety:
Re: You know you are a nissan owner when..............finish
Seriously, c'mon fella's, there was a time when we (the mods) had to infract people who went into other Make's Tech sections just to post pad & 'spoil' their threads, but we thought you posters had grown up enough to be beyond that!

All the bagging, slagging, ragging, dispariging, name calling of makes & personal attack type comments & posts have gone, & repeats of that sort of posting will not be tolerated. The thread has been re-opened, but with some basic rules to follow. Similar threads in the Toyota section actually remained open for quite some time & only died ultimately thru lack of use, NOT thru immature posters/owners of different makes of vehicle posting in the threads, so if you own another make & feel the need to contribute to this NISSAN thread, consider carefully before you post.

Rules of this thread (not necessarily in any order of priority!)

1. Bagging, slagging, name calling etc of people or vehicles will not be tolerated.

2. This is the Nissan Section & it's a Nissan Thread with a fairly specific title & aim, so keep your posts to the topic & on the topic.

3. Personal opinions are welcome (but see above) & realistic posts will be retained, but blatant slagging or posts/comments referring solely or mainly to other makes (directly or indirectly & either pro or con) will be rejected & posters of same will be penalised as appropriate.

4. Posts that are only comments on previous posts are not welcome, unless they are smart (ie intelligent) &/or humorous (see some of Toy Yoda's early posts) If your comment only post does not fit into the above category, it will be deleted.

If you feel you can't comply with the above in this thread, then DO NOT POST! Not complying with that instruction might bring about unwelcome results!
No more reminders or warnings, the unwelcome results are getting very close for those concerned. And I'm sorry that all the rest of you hafta put up with this again.

You know you have a Nissan when others are soooooo jalous that Peter needs to remind them time after time the stay nice!!!

Peter don't worry about it mate!! We Nissan owners are used to the jalous non Nissan owners!!

Finchy260
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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Finchy260 » September 13th, 2011, 11:48 pm

When you get up to go to bed but first go outside & say "ninight darling!"

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Fathom » September 27th, 2011, 7:31 am

When you have no issue with any other make or model, except sometimes they scratch your diffs.... :D

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Finchy260 » October 23rd, 2011, 8:39 pm

when fitting a set of drop boxes takes 2 days to fit!

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Evilash » November 2nd, 2011, 8:04 pm

You know you are a nissan owner when..............You see a sticker on the back of a mates Navara (Toyota recovery vehicle) and you cant stop smiling
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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Finchy260 » November 11th, 2011, 10:46 pm

when competing in a local comp and 80% of the field is a nissan, and ya think to ya self, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Evilash » November 14th, 2011, 6:30 pm

you pull up at a set of lights in your Navara and hilux drivers just look and wish they had one...... You all know the look..
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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Felux » November 19th, 2011, 8:56 am

you can find you truck in any car park cause it's the one covered in mud and 3ft higher than everything else

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by DICKOwithaGU » November 23rd, 2011, 12:18 am

I think I have one : "you dont need the Moderators to stick up for you cause noone gives a rats what Toyota owners think"...........

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by tattoo001 » November 23rd, 2011, 6:06 am

when you're an experienced road maker....


to build tracks around the one you're trying to drive along.... because its blocked up with other brands stuck that should' ve stayed home.

:lol: :lol:
cant turn around now, pick your line and bury the right foot.

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when

Unread post by Evilash » November 24th, 2011, 6:51 pm

get to work on monday and all the Nissans have been out having a play on the weekend and all the other brands are still showroom clean..(this happens at my work regularly) :eek:
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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Finchy260 » November 28th, 2011, 7:07 pm

when u want to lay naked, spreadeagled across the bonnet and lick the windscreen.

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Peter Aawen » November 28th, 2011, 7:49 pm

:D You're a sick puppy finchy!! :eek:
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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Finchy260 » November 28th, 2011, 10:07 pm

do you expect anything else peter?

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Re: You know you are a nissan owner when...........finish th

Unread post by Dane-oh » December 7th, 2011, 4:12 pm

....when u go to fraser last week and laugh your head off at all the hiluxs getting stuck on a track, so
you drive around them in low range,waving at them and ask if they want a tow!!!

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