The most scary swag moment - DONT READ BEFORE BED!

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The most scary swag moment - DONT READ BEFORE BED!

Unread post by troopymad » December 10th, 2007, 10:51 pm

was on a trip with some members of this site in nov
we had a good camp near a lake. stayed up spinning yarns and at about 1030 hit the swags
everyone was asleep except me i just laid there with my eyes closed
it would have been about 1230 i decided to had a smoke
i opened my eyes and there was a girl about 20-22 with her face about 10cm from mine staring at me
she looked in my eyes for about 20seconds,i just frozz
than she said HELLO and just walked staight into the bush

put the ******* up me
my car is the troopy she walked left of the car

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Unread post by chikoroll » December 10th, 2007, 10:54 pm

lol is there anymore to the story?

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Unread post by Walt » December 10th, 2007, 10:57 pm

what was in this "smoke"?

Only jking, a bit freaky. Where i go fishing and camping is well known for hermits living in caravans and huts. Ive seen a tent in the middle of no where with no car tracks leading to it before too.
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Unread post by troopymad » December 10th, 2007, 10:59 pm

no thats it mate
but i tell u what that it really scared me how she came out of nowhere

come to think of it she was a good looker
should have dropped one in her

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Unread post by Harb » December 10th, 2007, 11:00 pm

Troopies have that effect mate......you will get used to girls wanting to stare into your eyes........;)
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Unread post by troopymad » December 10th, 2007, 11:02 pm

maybe it was a ghost tent like the mole that was near my swag

hep should have grabed it and had a crack

if i could moved i would have

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Unread post by troopymad » December 10th, 2007, 11:04 pm

john ive seen u in the mag your as ugly as me
no one is looking in our eyes but the misses

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Unread post by humpa » December 10th, 2007, 11:23 pm

Troopy she woz probably staring wondering why there was a Yeti in a swag or somethin mate........good smoke will do that to ya !!! :D

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Unread post by to_easy » December 10th, 2007, 11:26 pm

boy you were lucky, she could of been a vampire.
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Unread post by Harb » December 10th, 2007, 11:46 pm

troopymad wrote:john ive seen u in the mag your as ugly as me
no one is looking in our eyes but the misses


But it was dark.............;)
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Unread post by stets » December 10th, 2007, 11:55 pm

coup can tel ya some stories about ducks and possums, if i was one of them i'd be pretty scared
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Unread post by Magnat » December 11th, 2007, 8:24 am

She was after your mioney?
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Unread post by Big Boots » December 11th, 2007, 10:35 am

I swore black and blue I had a dingo sniffing around me in the simpson desert one night just near poepell corner. Decided that it wasn't going to attack me or eat me so I went back to sleep. Woke up in the morning and looked around my swag and found tracks all the way around my swag. Looks like it had been having a good old sniff around.
The other holy crap moment was in the NT laying down to sleep one night on a remote beach right in the gulf. I heard that noise that little baby crocks make. Soiled my pants (not literally), jumped out of the swag faster than superman flys and was rebedded in the ute in no time at all. I later found out it was a flippen bird that makes the same noise but there was no way I was hanging about for a handbag to snack on me.
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Unread post by Disco98 » December 11th, 2007, 12:42 pm

this thread is useless without pics. LOL
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Unread post by 80? » December 11th, 2007, 1:29 pm

Could have been worse, could have been a bloke. Was she any good, you should have had a crack
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