Job application form

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Job application form

Unread post by nilla60 » May 26th, 2015, 8:35 pm

Midunno about working for these guys, their job application form is a bit concerning.

http://www.dni.gov/files/documents/ubl/ ... icants.pdf

On the other hand it's interesting to see that bureaucracy is universal.

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Re: Job application form

Unread post by foogill » May 27th, 2015, 1:50 pm

I'm surprised that it doesn't ask if you have any food allergies that would limit your work performance in carrying out a suicide mission.

Doesn't ask for a tax file number.

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Re: Job application form

Unread post by Shann Low » May 27th, 2015, 2:55 pm

When I told them I could drive a truck, they got all excited and asked if I knew anything about explosives!. :lol:

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Re: Job application form

Unread post by Goldylux » May 28th, 2015, 10:05 am

I wonder what the interview process is like.



"Where do you see yourself five years from now?"

-"Standing in a desert with a machine gun wishing i was at home" :rolleyes:

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Re: Job application form

Unread post by foogill » May 28th, 2015, 10:26 am

Goldylux wrote:I wonder what the interview process is like.



"Where do you see yourself five years from now?"

:
Depends on the initial blast & prevailing winds.

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Re: Job application form

Unread post by nilla60 » May 28th, 2015, 6:31 pm

^^^ LOL!!!

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Re: Job application form

Unread post by cmar » July 10th, 2015, 10:53 pm

Even terrorists have KPI's. The head of one American branch of of a well known group, alledgedly received e-mails from the head office in Iraq because he was not lodging his expenses properly, was not responding to his phone calls and e-mails, and his cell had failed to participate in the required number of major and minor disruptive activities as per the Al Qaeda business model. Makes you wonder even if they managed to take over if anything would really change!
Haven't owned a 2WD since 1982.

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Re: Job application form

Unread post by chris_stoffa » July 10th, 2015, 10:58 pm

^^^^

Tsk, Some people just can't handle change management. :lol:
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