Terrible Joke Thursday

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by blutoy » December 12th, 2015, 6:18 pm

allright guy's here is my best one,

why couldn't the shetland pony sing?

















because he was a little hoarse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by chris_stoffa » December 12th, 2015, 6:43 pm

Dutchy.....This is all your fault you are to blame for this , didnt even make it to Thursday

Its gunna be a long week ;)
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by BigDutchy » December 12th, 2015, 8:58 pm

Hahaha....I love it!

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by blutoy » December 17th, 2015, 10:47 am

bought some runners from a drug dealer last week
don't know what he laced them with
but i keep on tripping :lol: :lol:

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by chris_stoffa » December 17th, 2015, 11:05 am

^^^^

Yep, its definitely Thursday again..................Friday can't come quick enough :lol:
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by blutoy » December 17th, 2015, 11:10 am

Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year.” Mick says, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." that's bad luck :lol:

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by blutoy » December 17th, 2015, 11:12 am

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the police and says,
"Bejesas, I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb.
The operator asks, "Is it tickin? Paddy says, "No I tink it's beef."

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Flathead Fred » December 17th, 2015, 9:31 pm

News flash - the east german pole vault champion is now the west german pole vault champion

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Flathead Fred » December 17th, 2015, 9:33 pm

Did you hear about the irishman in a masturbating competition?

He didn't come anywhere!

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Flathead Fred » December 17th, 2015, 9:36 pm

A blonde was spotted staring at a bottle of orange juice at the supermarket. She was fixed in this position for 5 minutes, when a staff member asked her "why have you been staring at this bottle of orange juice for so long?"

She replied "it says concentrate"

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Flathead Fred » December 17th, 2015, 9:39 pm

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went
into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant
and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone
you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

" Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one,"replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose,what's the
name of that restaurant we went to last night?”

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Flathead Fred » December 17th, 2015, 9:40 pm

Paddy goes into a library, approached the assistant and asks her where he can find a book all about "Psycho The Rapist"

a bewildered assistant checks the computer system and searches for the book and gets 1 hit

so she goes back to Paddy and says "its called psychotherapist you idiot"

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Flathead Fred » December 17th, 2015, 9:41 pm

Two old guys talking.

One said to the other: "My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV".

Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"

First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Flathead Fred » December 17th, 2015, 9:52 pm

A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she says.

'Yes.' he says.

You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.

'It's best I stay here.' he says.

'Why?' says the blonde.

The boy says: "Because I'm the goal keeper!"

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Flathead Fred » December 17th, 2015, 9:54 pm

biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.

"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.

"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy boofhead and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."

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