Terrible Joke Thursday

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by chris_stoffa » September 2nd, 2015, 4:13 pm

I told my wife to put my Dinner in the Oven as I would be late home ................... It was a Salad :rolleyes: :lol:
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Taurean » September 9th, 2015, 10:40 pm

Fred, Ian... those are SO bad - they deserved passing on to others.... You'll find them "shared" on FB... who knows, you may have just started a global pandemic!....
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by MudChaser » November 25th, 2015, 3:14 pm

A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens.
A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by nilla60 » November 25th, 2015, 7:42 pm

I found out OJ Simpson's Instragram password is "//\^["

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by stockhorse » November 25th, 2015, 8:27 pm

Nilla...........First joke that has made me laugh out loud in a long time.

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Brisbane Puff » November 25th, 2015, 10:47 pm

The teacher at a school east of the Urals is holding a life experience and moral session on what the pupils have learnt from an older member of their family.

Little Igor jumps up and wave his arms madly, and so, the teacher asks what Igor has learned.

“I have an aunt Olga who was a fighter pilot and she was shot down over enemy territory. She grabbed her Kalashnikov and her survival pack and bailed out. She landed in heavy cold snow and she was so cold that she drank the first bottle of vodka from her survival pack without stopping. She then started on the second bottle when she was surrounded by 20 enemy soldiers.
Aunt grabbed her Kalashnikov and killed 12 and then she grabbed her pistol and killed another 6 before she ran out of ammunition, and then she killed the last two with her combat knife”…

“Well, that’s very exciting story, Igor”, said the teacher,” but what moral did you learn from that”?

“Oh, that’s easy” says Igor, “Don’t f**k with aunt Olga when she’s been drinking”…….
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by blutoy » December 12th, 2015, 10:19 am

i know it's not Thursday,,,,but

did you hear that someone advertised Rudolf and Blitzen on Ebay ?
not 1 bid was placed, do you know why? :confused:
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because they were 'Too Dear' :)
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by BigDutchy » December 12th, 2015, 1:56 pm

blutoy

If you are not a dad already I am sure you'd make a good one with jokes like that!

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by blutoy » December 12th, 2015, 5:54 pm

Thanks bigdutchy. Already a dad and grandpa the kids just roll their eyes and the grandkids just look at me as if to say
Crazy Ol' fool. Ha ha

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by chris_stoffa » December 12th, 2015, 5:58 pm

BigDutchy wrote:blutoy

If you are not a dad already I am sure you'd make a good one with jokes like that!
Dutchy - STOP IT NOW !!!! , you will only encourage him :lol: :D :D
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