Terrible Joke Thursday

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by smwhiskey » July 10th, 2015, 11:30 am

Was at a job interview the other day and the guy asked me what I could see myself doing in 5 years?
I replied, " I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision"
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by MudChaser » August 6th, 2015, 4:21 pm

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This was taken earlier today, witnesses said that they saw a roadrunner and a coyote in the area.
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by MudChaser » August 13th, 2015, 3:16 pm

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by smwhiskey » August 17th, 2015, 6:05 pm

A couple of 4Wders are comparing the size of their land . . .
The first guy says "Well I'll put it to you this way, I can get in my truck before sunrise, drive all day long, and by sundown I still haven't hit the other side of my spread."
The other fella looks down, spits, and says "Yeah, I used to have a truck like that"
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Shann Low » August 17th, 2015, 10:02 pm

An American Rancher, English Esquire & Australian Station owner, are comparing the size of their respective land holdings!.
The English Esquire says:-
"I can ride my best horse hard all day and still be on my own land!"

The American Rancher says
"Well I'll put it to you this way, I can get on my best thoroughbred quarter horse, and ride it hard all week & I still haven't hit the other side of my spread!."

The Aussie Station Owner,looks down, spits, and says laconically
"Yeah, I had a horse like that once - ended up having to shoot it!" :lol:

It's an oldie but a goodie - regardless how you tell it!.

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by foogill » August 18th, 2015, 7:47 pm

Just found out that I was conceived while my parents where drunk on bland Australian beer. Always difficult to find out you're a Fosters child.

Told to me by a half decent pom.

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by MudChaser » August 20th, 2015, 3:50 pm

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Spring is just around the corner.
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by Peter Aawen » August 20th, 2015, 4:05 pm

Ohh c'mon Mud, that spring has sprung, obviously!! :whyme:






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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by MudChaser » August 20th, 2015, 4:15 pm

Bwhahahahaha. Pete, you're funny. :lol:
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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by madcow » August 21st, 2015, 8:59 am

A tree fell on my wife! Wait a minute, whats a tree doing in the Kitchen??

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by ima97 » August 22nd, 2015, 9:25 am

You have to hand it to them..











Who? Blind prostitutes.

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by ima97 » August 22nd, 2015, 9:27 am

Up and coming political candidates..

Young Libs.
Young Labs.
Then you had the young country party..

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by BigDutchy » August 22nd, 2015, 11:23 am

Last 3 are terrible alright.....

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

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Re: Terrible Joke Thursday

Unread post by MudChaser » September 2nd, 2015, 4:08 pm

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The wife told me to place in the oven at 120 degrees.
Took some doin'.
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