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Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: December 16th, 2016, 2:58 pm
by stockhorse
OK, here’s a Christmas Challenge: name all 10 of Santa’s Reindeer.

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen (that’s 8)
Rudolph (9)
and,

Olive the Reindeer. Don’t remember Olive? Of course you do, sing the song:”…Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rudolph join in any Reindeer games.”

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: January 5th, 2017, 9:06 pm
by Flathead Fred
I always wanted a four wheel drive. So I added three more steering wheels to my car....

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: November 30th, 2017, 4:29 pm
by Captain Cupcake
Insult

I couldn’t help laughing when one of my identical granddaughters tried insulting the other one,

“well your ugly!”

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: January 17th, 2018, 3:05 pm
by Alan79
4 Jamaicans are sitting on a beach chatting about whatever comes to mind when they get to the subject of the fastest things in the world.

1st jamaican says- De Fassest ting in de world be a thought. Before you even know you be tinkin sometin it already be thought.
2nd Jamaican says- Dat aint de fassest ting. De fassest ting be blinkin. You don't even haf to tink about it an a blink be done before you know you be blinkin.
3rd Jamaican says_ Well you both wrong. De fassest ting be electricity. When you switch on de light de lectricity already be accross de room in de lightbulb.
the 4th Jamaican looking a little embarrassed says- Well you all be wrong. De fassest ting in de world be diarhea. Last night I be wakin up in de dark. Before i could tink blink or turn on de light me had ***** meself!

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: February 1st, 2018, 12:11 pm
by madcow
I found out a mate was using Licorice as bait when fishing!

He caught allsorts!