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Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: December 16th, 2016, 2:58 pm
by stockhorse
OK, here’s a Christmas Challenge: name all 10 of Santa’s Reindeer.

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen (that’s 8)
Rudolph (9)

Olive the Reindeer. Don’t remember Olive? Of course you do, sing the song:”…Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rudolph join in any Reindeer games.”

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: January 5th, 2017, 9:06 pm
by Flathead Fred
I always wanted a four wheel drive. So I added three more steering wheels to my car....

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: November 30th, 2017, 4:29 pm
by Captain Cupcake

I couldn’t help laughing when one of my identical granddaughters tried insulting the other one,

“well your ugly!”

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: January 17th, 2018, 3:05 pm
by Alan79
4 Jamaicans are sitting on a beach chatting about whatever comes to mind when they get to the subject of the fastest things in the world.

1st jamaican says- De Fassest ting in de world be a thought. Before you even know you be tinkin sometin it already be thought.
2nd Jamaican says- Dat aint de fassest ting. De fassest ting be blinkin. You don't even haf to tink about it an a blink be done before you know you be blinkin.
3rd Jamaican says_ Well you both wrong. De fassest ting be electricity. When you switch on de light de lectricity already be accross de room in de lightbulb.
the 4th Jamaican looking a little embarrassed says- Well you all be wrong. De fassest ting in de world be diarhea. Last night I be wakin up in de dark. Before i could tink blink or turn on de light me had ***** meself!

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: February 1st, 2018, 12:11 pm
by madcow
I found out a mate was using Licorice as bait when fishing!

He caught allsorts!

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: November 27th, 2018, 4:39 pm
by Captain Cupcake

I just bought a pirate GPS.

It tells you exactly where you arrrr!!!

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: December 12th, 2018, 9:49 pm
by Flathead Fred
How does a butcher introduce his wife?

"meet Patti"...

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: May 16th, 2019, 8:22 pm
by Captain Cupcake
Cannot remember if I have posted this one.

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
That he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she have to get rid of the donkey, she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, and lead it to the plains where it
could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is……
Being concerned and public opinion can bring you much grief and misery… even shorten your life. So be yourself
and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer.

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: May 16th, 2019, 10:34 pm
by kerry460
good one hahaha