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Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: April 6th, 2015, 3:12 am
by foogill
Knock Knock

Who's there?

The pilot you dumkopf, let me in!

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: April 6th, 2015, 7:58 am
by MudChaser
That is sick.

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: April 6th, 2015, 11:31 am
by Peter Aawen
Bleedin'eck foogill!! :eek:




But I was wondering how long it'd take for those jokes to appear :sillywink:

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: April 6th, 2015, 11:43 pm
by foogill
Not very long, not that many would pass the PG rating!

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: May 15th, 2015, 8:43 pm
by Captain Cupcake
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.

They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her one word: comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull."

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: May 15th, 2015, 9:53 pm
by kerry460
hahaha
bloody good

kerry

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: June 13th, 2015, 4:00 pm
by MudChaser
Never approach a bull from the front
a horse from behind
or an idiot from any direction.

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: June 25th, 2015, 1:09 pm
by MudChaser
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Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: June 26th, 2015, 1:58 am
by MudChaser
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Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: July 2nd, 2015, 12:14 am
by Ranger_Rob
Thought you might like this photo, read the sign

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: July 2nd, 2015, 12:49 pm
by MudChaser
I'm so bright my daddy calls me son.

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: July 2nd, 2015, 8:51 pm
by Peter Aawen
Ranger_Rob wrote:....read the sign
I wonder how many thought the cheap rates were 'to die for?' :gurn:


Or how many were left outside dying to get in?? :o


Dunno about you, but I wouldn't be seen dead in a place like that!! :p

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: July 9th, 2015, 8:46 pm
by Captain Cupcake
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: July 11th, 2015, 10:49 pm
by Ranger_Rob
For those of us whom might speed

Re: Just For Laughs

Posted: July 12th, 2015, 12:38 am
by Gary_M
Smart Dog.

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