blonde joke

[Lacking_Mumbo]

Go here
http://www.outerlimits4x4.com/PHP_Modules/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3881
;D

[Simon]

lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats funny






TEst

Makes a good forum search engine,........ ;)

[baby_troupe]

Sure does.
Especially the thread http://www.4wdmonthly.com.au/forum/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=30

or here http://imanidiotforclickingherebecausethislinkdoesntwork. com.au&hc=0&hs=0

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[baby_troupe]

I followed it down a ways & then I noticed it loops back onto itself.

One joke thread will do, imagine the 3 are blonde.... ;D

Think outside the box

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night.
You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading.


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.

However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 2000 applicants) had no trouble coming up with an answer.




WHAT DID HE SAY?




He simply answered: " I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. And I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams. "

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box. "












However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, sh@g the perfect partner against the bus stop and drive off for a beer with the old friend. ;D

[baby_troupe]

Like it.

Only difference with my decision is I wouldn't have waited for a bus. I would have taken the perfect partner behind the bus shed for a test drive...............

[baby_troupe]

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "its a soap dispenser." To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells! "Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"

http://www.smilies.nl/rough/crucified.gif

ttt cause this is gold ;D

another blonde joke ;)

3 blondes go into a restaurant and sit down. They promptly begin to masturbate... a waitress sees this and goes running over... "What the hell do you think you are doing???!?!?!" she askes them........ one blonde points to a sign above the counter that states..... "FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED"

what did the blondes left leg say to her right leg???







nothing theyve never met............. ;D