You know your getting old

[MUNYUK 4X4]

You know when your getting old when you talk about something and the only people around you who know what it is are either grey or bald and still remeber it. :o

when you actually like the music they play on 2ws

[MUNYUK 4X4]

Not only like the music but remeber the words as well.

You know you're getting old when....

Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.

Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

Your children begin to look middle aged.

You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.

Your mind makes contracts that your body can't meet.

You look forward to a dull evening.

Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20 years ago today."

You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation.

You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 106 around the golf course.

Your back goes out more than you do.

A fortune teller offers to read your face.

Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.

The little old gray haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

You know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.

[2 BRUTAL]

when you can't catch your 2 year old son.

[MUNYUK 4X4]

when you can't catch your 2 year old son.


It's more like can't catch my 3yo grand daughter

get the oxygen for these two old fellas ^

lmao

[MUNYUK 4X4]

get the oxygen for these two old fellas ^

lmao


There maybe snow on the roof, I don't remeber how the rest goes.

[2 BRUTAL]

get the oxygen for these two old fellas ^

lmao

you just wait your time will come

i can remember most of the songs of the 70's and early 80's and tell you who sung them :-\

[Huge Black Lux]

You old Farts ;D

[BushTuckerNed]

You old Farts ;D

LMAO

[Reddo]

ha ha ha, man im only 20 :o ;D

ha ha ha, man im only 20 :o ;D


i can't even remember 20 LOL! :P sheesh!! that was 23 years ago!!

[BushTuckerNed]

Whos the youngest on this forum. I_Luv_4wdriving is 14 isnt he?

[Reddo]

Whos the youngest on this forum. I_Luv_4wdriving is 14 isnt he?


Yeah, he was, and still is as far as i know

[crankycruiser]

You know when your getting old when you talk about something and the only people around you who know what it is are either grey or bald and still remeber it. :o



Sounds to me its time foro a mid life crisis!!!

Mmmmm That means u can blow $40,000 on a 4by!!!!

and have an excuse for doing it!

;D ;D ;D

[taziiy]

Or your kids are bigger then you are :o

[Richard]

There's a few of us around.

[Eddy]

Or your kids are bigger then you are :o
two of mine are ::)

Or your kids are bigger then you are :o


my 16 year old son is bigger than me :-X I shoulda flogged him 12 months ago while i still could :-[

[Reddo]

Or your kids are bigger then you are :o



my 16 year old son is bigger than me :-X I shoulda flogged him 12 months ago while i still could :-[

he he he. you can still hit him, u just have to use a bigger bit of steel ;D

[Phat Mav]

I know I am getting old when I had to show one of my part timers how to use a fax machine!!!! :-[

Patrick

[taziiy]

lol thats funny ;D

[Reddo]

I know I am getting old when I had to show one of my part timers how to use a fax machine!!!! :-[

Patrick




he he he. Poor old Pat ;)

[Phat Mav]

lol thats funny ;D


Thanks for laughing at my pain.... :P

Patrick

[Reddo]

lol thats funny ;D


Thanks for laughing at my pain.... :P

Patrick




sorry. Someone has to ;D

[taziiy]

how was it pain

[Phat Mav]

how was it pain


Maybe not pain as much, but mental anguish.... ;)

Patrick

it's even harder trying to teach an older person how to use a computer :-X you wanna know mental anguish!?!?! try teaching a 68 year old woman who has never even had a calculator.... how to use a computer.... she nearly had me in the nut house!! ??? ???

[taziiy]

lmao ;D

[HnM]

get the oxygen for these two old fellas ^

lmao

you just wait your time will come


She won't make it at this rate ;)

[rat patrol]

Tony nuttin wrong with the nut house, nice soft walls. realy interesting jarmmies.nice ppl in neat whit coats, and they give you needles with stuff that make you think of nice things. ;D ;D ;D ;D

HAHAHAHAHA!!! you speakin from experience mate??

[rat patrol]

that for me to know and you to find out ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
at least when you get out you have certificite to prove you are sane can you produce one ;D ;D.


PS no mate not yet

[ferremit]

And in the nut house you get these great coats that allow you to hug yourself all day ;D

[Reddo]

And in the nut house you get these great coats that allow you to hug yourself all day ;D


he he he ;D

[HnM]

And in the nut house you get these great coats that allow you to hug yourself all day ;D


he he he ;D


I love me ;D

[MUNYUK 4X4]

Age shall not weary them but the kids condem :-\