Your ideal woman

K, now is your chance. If you could put an ad in the 4wd monthly mag for your ideal woman, what would it say?

[yes you can ask for a boat to be included in the deal!!]

can't wait to hear this... ;D

[baby_troupe]

K, now is your chance. If you could put an ad in the 4wd monthly mag for your ideal woman, what would it say?

[yes you can ask for a boat to be included in the deal!!]

can't wait to hear this... ;D

Don't need to, as I have already met her & am married to her ;)

and that better be what Al says too!!! ;D

and congrats, cause we perfect gals are not easy to find! ;)

K, now is your chance. If you could put an ad in the 4wd monthly mag for your ideal woman, what would it say?

[yes you can ask for a boat to be included in the deal!!]

can't wait to hear this... ;D

Don't need to, as I have already met her & am married to her ;)
stop sucking up BT, ROFL ;D

id like to post a reply but the mrs might read it and id get slapped ;D ;D

[Reddo]

Got to love 4Bing ;)

[Reddo]

id like to post a reply but the mrs might read it and id get slapped ;D ;D


ROFLMGDAO ;D

hahaha, you are all a bunch of chicken poops!

hahaha, you are all a bunch of chicken poops!
ok what the hell if she reads it too bad
must have
big tits
must cook, clean, bring home beer every night
must never whinge when i want to go out wheelin, fishin, drinking
must never nag or whinge about anything no matter how rude or obnoxious im being
must go down every night
must earn heaps of money and give it all to me to spend on my hobbies and beer
must never gain weight or become ugly



EDIT bt BT, I had to remove something.
Was tempted to remove something else due to borderline, but for now will leave it until it is reported.

:o

Plastic sally is on special this week, She's in aisle 4 sir...




:-X

[haycait]

hahaha, you are all a bunch of chicken poops!
ok what the hell if she reads it too bad
must have
big tits
tight snatch
must cook, clean, bring home beer every night
must never whinge when i want to go out wheelin, fishin, drinking
must never nag or whinge about anything no matter how rude or obnoxious im being
must go down every night
must earn heaps of money and give it all to me to spend on my hobbies and beer
must never gain weight or become ugly



Mate you are going to be a lonely man for a long long time ;D

hahaha, you are all a bunch of chicken poops!
ok what the hell if she reads it too bad
must have

must go down every night



I'd be going down alright, down the pub to find myself a new bloke!!! ;D ;D ;D

Mate you are going to be a lonely man for a long long time ;D


LOL, too true

and forthwith be known as one-handed hilux ;D

[Reddo]

:o

Plastic sally is on special this week, She's in aisle 4 sir...




:-X


ROFLMGDAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
See if ya put something like this down, ya might be seen as soft ;)

yeah, much better than being suddenly single..LMFAO

[Reddo]

Mate you are going to be a lonely man for a long long time ;D


LOL, too true

and forthwith be known as one-handed hilux ;D


BAhahahhahahahha, you crack me up ;D ;D ;D

[baby_troupe]

stop sucking up BT, ROFL ;D

Beleive me, I am not sucking up. ;)
She is a top cook, not bad on the eye respects most of my wants & needs & is quite understanding in most areas.

I mostly get what I want, and when I don't, it is usually because I am going against something we had already discussed & both agreed I wouldn't be doing.

[haycait]

stop sucking up BT, ROFL ;D

Beleive me, I am not sucking up. ;)
She is a top cook, not bad on the eye respects most of my wants & needs & is quite understanding in most areas.

I mostly get what I want, and when I don't, it is usually because I am going against something we had already discussed & both agreed I wouldn't be doing.


And she must be pretty good on the old knuckle by the way you keep sucking up ;) .................or have you just forgotten a B/day or something and need to make some ground back up ;D

Geez, send her over, I want to marry her!!! lol

in all seriousness, im pretty happy with my mrs, shes pretty easy going most of the time,

[BushTuckerNed]

Well my gf is alright, shes more of a gun nut than me and shes into camping, and can ride a motorbike

:o

Plastic sally is on special this week, She's in aisle 4 sir...




:-X
at least she wouldnt winge and nag. dont think she could carry my beer home though

[haycait]

BT
she's not so understanding and giving with some of the things I ask her to do!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o











Kidding of course,


;) I told her I would never reveal or special relationship ;D




(haycait backs away and hides in the corner)

[Reddo]

Well my gf is alright, shes more of a gun nut than me and shes into camping, and can ride a motorbike


Hmmm, strong legs and thighs ;) ;D

[BushTuckerNed]

Well my gf is alright, shes more of a gun nut than me and shes into camping, and can ride a motorbike


Hmmm, strong legs and thighs ;) ;D

not really

Edit: well yeh there pretty strong, but thats coz shes fit, not umm large

hahaha. running scared now mate?? ;D ;D

in all seriousness, my fantasy male would clean up after himself, not think that our wardrobe is located on the bedroom floor, be succesful in his toiletry aim at least 95% of the time, not insist on tying up loads on the back of the ute with 100 complicated rope ties, not have a fascination with ocky straps, realise that steaks don't cook themselves and washing doesn't 'magically' get folded and brought in off the line or get that I don't want to look at pictures of big tyres....to be continued

but, he's still the love of my love [chris* did I just say that?] ;D :-X

[Reddo]

:o

Plastic sally is on special this week, She's in aisle 4 sir...




:-X
at least she wouldnt winge and nag. dont think she could carry my beer home though


Depends where ya put it mark ;)

[Reddo]

hahaha. running scared now mate?? ;D ;D

in all seriousness, my fantasy male would clean up after himself, not think that our wardrobe is located on the bedroom floor, be succesful in his toiletry aim at least 95% of the time, not insist on tying up loads on the back of the ute with 100 complicated rope ties, not have a fascination with ocky straps, realise that steaks don't cook themselves and washing doesn't 'magically' get folded and brought in off the line or get that I don't want to look at pictures of big tyres....to be continued

but, he's still the love of my love [chris* did I just say that?] ;D :-X


*Sniff - thats so sweet :'(

















;D Ya wanna hope he gives you = credit ;)

hahaha. running scared now mate?? ;D ;D

in all seriousness, my fantasy male would clean up after himself, not think that our wardrobe is located on the bedroom floor, be succesful in his toiletry aim at least 95% of the time, not insist on tying up loads on the back of the ute with 100 complicated rope ties, not have a fascination with ocky straps, realise that steaks don't cook themselves and washing doesn't 'magically' get folded and brought in off the line or get that I don't want to look at pictures of big tyres....to be continued

but, he's still the love of my love [chris* did I just say that?] ;D :-X
i actually dont have a fascination with ocky straps after nearly loosing an eye, as for everything else Serena give us a break were just blokes, its your job to clean the dunny after us, ;D ROFLMGDAO ;D

somehow I think when he goes home at lunch today and reads that he's not gonna be giving me much of anything ;D ;D

and, he's gotta go camping with me alllll weekend..sucked in!!

[haycait]

in all seriousness, my fantasy male would clean up after himself, not think that our wardrobe is located on the bedroom floor,........ washing doesn't 'magically' get folded and brought in off the line




I don't understand what you are talking about her serena ???

Don't clothes just make there own way from the bedroom floor the the wardrobe hanging up.......












thats what happens at my house. Is there a step in the middle that I am missing :-\ :-\

yeah, the step you are referring to is called divorce...

lmfao!!!!!!

in all seriousness, my fantasy male would clean up after himself, not think that our wardrobe is located on the bedroom floor,........ washing doesn't 'magically' get folded and brought in off the line




I don't understand what you are talking about her serena ???

Don't clothes just make there own way from the bedroom floor the the wardrobe hanging up.......












thats what happens at my house. Is there a step in the middle that I am missing :-\ :-\
thats what i thought, i think the dishes clean em selves too

[GQANDGU]

hahaha, you are all a bunch of chicken poops!
ok what the hell if she reads it too bad
must have
big tits
must cook, clean, bring home beer every night
must never whinge when i want to go out wheelin, fishin, drinking
must never nag or whinge about anything no matter how rude or obnoxious im being
must go down every night
must earn heaps of money and give it all to me to spend on my hobbies and beer
must never gain weight or become ugly



EDIT bt BT, I had to remove something.
Was tempted to remove something else due to borderline, but for now will leave it until it is reported.


You left out the last line -
She must have own boat and 4WD to tow it !

[BushTuckerNed]

hahaha, you are all a bunch of chicken poops!
ok what the hell if she reads it too bad
must have
big tits
must cook, clean, bring home beer every night
must never whinge when i want to go out wheelin, fishin, drinking
must never nag or whinge about anything no matter how rude or obnoxious im being
must go down every night
must earn heaps of money and give it all to me to spend on my hobbies and beer
must never gain weight or become ugly



EDIT bt BT, I had to remove something.
Was tempted to remove something else due to borderline, but for now will leave it until it is reported.


You left out the last line -
She must have own boat and 4WD to tow it !

and must be able to reverse it - now thats ideal lol

[haycait]

Thats what i thought, i think the dishes clean em selves too




What they don't??????????????????? ::)

Thats what i thought, i think the dishes clean em selves too




What they don't??????????????????? ::)
ROFL ;D

[evil_hitman]

i'm happy with my g/f. not bad on the eye. Cooks for me, cleans for me, pays me rent to live in my house, and she is constantly nagging me ....... to go motorbike riding or wheelin' and encourages me to buy more stuff for the 4B.

What more could a guy want???? ;D ;D ;D

Matt

[baby_troupe]

BT
she's not so understanding and giving with some of the things I ask her to do!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o











Kidding of course,


;) I told her I would never reveal or special relationship ;D




(haycait backs away and hides in the corner)


Now that explains why the dog was limping & the cat was acting all funny too :o

[haycait]

When the missus complains that I don't help with the dishes I just explain that I bought the dishwasher and installed it!!!!!

My work in this area is done ;)

[Reddo]

BT
she's not so understanding and giving with some of the things I ask her to do!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o

Kidding of course,

;) I told her I would never reveal or special relationship ;D

(haycait backs away and hides in the corner)


Now that explains why the dog was limping & the cat was acting all funny too :o



Bahahhahahaha ;D You have been OWN3D

[cruiser1]

K, now is your chance. If you could put an ad in the 4wd monthly mag for your ideal woman, what would it say?

[yes you can ask for a boat to be included in the deal!!]

can't wait to hear this... ;D

Don't need to, as I have already met her & am married to her ;)


Got to agree with BT here. I'm pretty dam happy with my Mrs :D We very rarely disagree and when we do it's usually 'cause I've said/done something stupid :-\ ;D

Yes, she is looking over my shoulder as I type!!!



So Serena, what's wrong with looking at pics of 'big tyres'? :P

[HnM]

Big tyres, big tits their all the same cause they have air attached to them in some way.

My girl is the best thing that has ever happened to me and since she's been O.S. I have missed her madly.

We fight occassionally but then making up is the best part, sadly we make up less times than we fight and we don't fight often ;D

She does my washing and cleaning and I'm getting her to the cooking stage(lmao) but I'm happy to cook if the dishes get done I think that is fair.
I am asigned vacuuming duties cause she hates anything that could be called a hoover :-X



Fortunately my girl doesn't check this site ever so I could say as I wish but thats basically the truth of it all.























I AM A HAPPY MAN ;)

Don't need to, as I have already met her & am married to her ;)



ummm yep, like what he said ;D ;D ;D




and yes the dishes do themselves.. i know, cause everytime i go to the kitchen they are done ;D ;D ;D

[cruiser1]

and yes the dishes do themselves.. i know, cause everytime i go to the kitchen they are done ;D ;D ;D



Funny that. Same thing happens around my joint ;D

and yes the dishes do themselves.. i know, cause everytime i go to the kitchen they are done ;D ;D ;D



Funny that. Same thing happens around my joint ;D
as it should, same goes for laundry and all other house work ;D

that'd be right..go away for a little while and chaos and confusion take over..!! :P

Hey tonight Al, lets see how long dinner takes to magically appear??

[b4 u say it, yes I know we are going out!!! ;D k]

boofhead!

[cruiser1]

Who's payin' now ;)

[Troopy93]

Been lookin all my life with the rest of mankind , and been less sightings of the species than Tassie Tigers.
Take what will have you and be happy with that ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

and yes the dishes do themselves.. i know, cause everytime i go to the kitchen they are done ;D ;D ;D



Funny that. Same thing happens around my joint ;D


I thought the dog licked them clean :P.

you guys are all softies, the girl guide hall is just down the road, you should all be ashamed of yourselves, what ever happened to the real aussie male, you know chauvinistic pigs like myself, LOL, i just told my mrs about this threead and what i posted, she just laughed and said im all of those any way, i was roflmao, she said well im pretty close and i bet you couldnt get better, i said yeah but its nice to dream, NOW GO AND WASH THE DISHES AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER, another beer was delivered, im a happy man, and shes my woman, and believe it or not i do love her, weve been together for 9 years and she still puts up with me so im guessing she loves my ugly head too, unlike you guys i dont have to suck up.

[Phat Mav]

hahaha. running scared now mate?? ;D ;D

in all seriousness, my fantasy male would clean up after himself, not think that our wardrobe is located on the bedroom floor, be succesful in his toiletry aim at least 95% of the time, not insist on tying up loads on the back of the ute with 100 complicated rope ties, not have a fascination with ocky straps, realise that steaks don't cook themselves and washing doesn't 'magically' get folded and brought in off the line or get that I don't want to look at pictures of big tyres....to be continued

but, he's still the love of my love [chris* did I just say that?] ;D :-X


I think you just described me..... :o

Patrick

my missus isn't too bad either ;D I was her first real love..... i met her when she was 15 and i was 17, known her for 24 years..... been married for 19 years and i can say without ANY hesitation........ in the 19 years we have been married, we have never had a fight :o a couple of dissagreements maybe, but never a heated argument :) She lets me do what i want to my fourby (within reason of course) and i usually get my way after a little while ;) (theres an art to it) She lets me perv at the other women ;D (she knows in her heart that nobody else would have me anyway LOL! ) so i have it quite good around here :)

[taziiy]

I wish they where all like that :D

[Mick The Mav]

When the missus complains that I don't help with the dishes I just explain that I bought the dishwasher and installed it!!!!!

My work in this area is done ;)
I have a ride-on dishwasher :P

[haycait]

I have a ride-on dishwasher :P



ROTFLMGDAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

hahaha. running scared now mate?? ;D ;D

in all seriousness, my fantasy male would clean up after himself, not think that our wardrobe is located on the bedroom floor, be succesful in his toiletry aim at least 95% of the time, not insist on tying up loads on the back of the ute with 100 complicated rope ties, not have a fascination with ocky straps, realise that steaks don't cook themselves and washing doesn't 'magically' get folded and brought in off the line or get that I don't want to look at pictures of big tyres....to be continued

but, he's still the love of my love [chris* did I just say that?] ;D :-X


I think you just described me..... :o

Patrick





::) give your wife my condolences.... ;D

I have a ride-on dishwasher :P


:o :o :o :o :o

LMFAO, ok, have to admit that's pretty funny...

my missus isn't too bad either ;D I was her first real love..... i met her when she was 15 and i was 17, known her for 24 years..... been married for 19 years and i can say without ANY hesitation........ in the 19 years we have been married, we have never had a fight :o a couple of dissagreements maybe, but never a heated argument :) She lets me do what i want to my fourby (within reason of course) and i usually get my way after a little while ;) (theres an art to it) She lets me perv at the other women ;D (she knows in her heart that nobody else would have me anyway LOL! ) so i have it quite good around here :)


awwww...you ol softie!

you guys are all softies, the girl guide hall is just down the road, you should all be ashamed of yourselves, what ever happened to the real aussie male, you know chauvinistic pigs like myself, LOL, i just told my mrs about this threead and what i posted, she just laughed and said im all of those any way, i was roflmao, she said well im pretty close and i bet you couldnt get better, i said yeah but its nice to dream, NOW GO AND WASH THE DISHES AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER, another beer was delivered, im a happy man, and shes my woman, and believe it or not i do love her, weve been together for 9 years and she still puts up with me so im guessing she loves my ugly head too, unlike you guys i dont have to suck up.


you've got such a way with words..last of the great romantics..LOL :P

you guys are all softies, the girl guide hall is just down the road, you should all be ashamed of yourselves, what ever happened to the real aussie male, you know chauvinistic pigs like myself, LOL, i just told my mrs about this threead and what i posted, she just laughed and said im all of those any way, i was roflmao, she said well im pretty close and i bet you couldnt get better, i said yeah but its nice to dream, NOW GO AND WASH THE DISHES AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER, another beer was delivered, im a happy man, and shes my woman, and believe it or not i do love her, weve been together for 9 years and she still puts up with me so im guessing she loves my ugly head too, unlike you guys i dont have to suck up.


you've got such a way with words..last of the great romantics..LOL :P
yep the mrs is always whinging about my lack of romance. ;D

mmmm..yes..

;D

[taziiy]

mmmm..yes..

;D



What you have things changed since the late night chats (which i miss ) :(

[p38arover]

in all seriousness, my fantasy male would clean up after himself, not think that our wardrobe is located on the bedroom floor, be succesful in his toiletry aim at least 95% of the time, not insist on tying up loads on the back of the ute with 100 complicated rope ties, not have a fascination with ocky straps, realise that steaks don't cook themselves and washing doesn't 'magically' get folded and brought in off the line or get that I don't want to look at pictures of big tyres....to be continued

Hey, I meet all those qualifications - and more! And I'm learning to cook. I don't mind doing the ironing or the washing. I prefer to wash up than use the dishwasher.

Is this why my wife and I have been married nearly 35 years? (OK, some of the skills I've learned late in life!)

Ron

i often cook dinner... and i always help with the dishes....... i have been known to do a few loads...................... of washing ;) I used to be the house husband here....... my wife was working full time....... i did all the chores in the house :) i had no problem with it at all. Even working full time now, i do my share around here.

i work 6 days a week, the mrs only works 3, so i expect her to do most of the house work, i do vucume for her though because it hurts her back, i also take care of everything outside, gardens mowing lawns etc, and wash and maintain both of our fourbies

[taziiy]

lawns and garbage the fun stuff :D

mmmm..yes..

;D



What you have things changed since the late night chats (which i miss ) :(


I knew you missed me!!! :P :P :P A couple more of them late night chats and my single swag will be a permanent situation!! ;D ;D ;D

in all seriousness, my fantasy male would clean up after himself, not think that our wardrobe is located on the bedroom floor, be succesful in his toiletry aim at least 95% of the time, not insist on tying up loads on the back of the ute with 100 complicated rope ties, not have a fascination with ocky straps, realise that steaks don't cook themselves and washing doesn't 'magically' get folded and brought in off the line or get that I don't want to look at pictures of big tyres....to be continued

Hey, I meet all those qualifications - and more! And I'm learning to cook. I don't mind doing the ironing or the washing. I prefer to wash up than use the dishwasher.

Is this why my wife and I have been married nearly 35 years? (OK, some of the skills I've learned late in life!)

Ron



Ron,
When your lucky wife is done with you, there's a bed at my place ;)

[mickyd]

I work... my missus stays at home... her choice so she gets the shitty end of the stick and lumbered with the housework. But I cook most of the time... Which I don't mind doing.

Just a hint for all you single guys... If your wanting to get married to have a woman do your dishes... buy a dishwasher.... They're cheaper to run and don't complain about the cleaning... WRT to the intimate side... there's always Mrs palmer and her daughters...

[bushbloke]

Is serena still around? she sounds interesting ;)

[evil_hitman]

grave digger ;D

[bushbloke]

Yeah, was sick of reading new topics, so thought i'd go back to old ones, there are some interesting ones back there...

[bushbloke]

OOh, i'm up to junior member now, sweeeeeet ;D

[BushBoy]

Is serena still around? she sounds interesting ;)


No she ran away with croozerute never to be heard from again :P

Actually, I was never truely convinced that Serena was not in fact Croozer's alter ego. H&M spoke to them apparently, maybe he knows what became of them beyond being banished and moving to Darwin.

Croozer was on OL for a while, is he still there?

[Reddo]

Is serena still around? she sounds interesting ;)

Even If she was Croozers alter ego LOL. I found that She was one of a kind ;D loved to laugh.....and didnt mind a fight ;) A pitty :'(

[Brendan]

I want a mad wog girl. The kind that can cook food good enough to make me go weak at the knees and who has brothers who can help me sort out any 'troubles' LOL.

[james.reardon]

Actually, I was never truely convinced that Serena was not in fact Croozer's alter ego. H&M spoke to them apparently, maybe he knows what became of them beyond being banished and moving to Darwin.

Croozer was on OL for a while, is he still there?




Oh Yeah!!!
I reckon he's still good value.

[GAM]

How do you know if it's time to do the dishes and clean the house?







Look in your pants. If you have a penis, then it's not time. :)

[PJ.zook]

How do you know if it's time to do the dishes and clean the house?







Look in your pants. If you have a penis, then it's not time. :)



ROFL

[Janie]

Is serena still around? she sounds interesting ;)


what a sweet thing to say :-*

[Janie]

Actually, I was never truely convinced that Serena was not in fact Croozer's alter ego. H&M spoke to them apparently, maybe he knows what became of them beyond being banished and moving to Darwin.

Croozer was on OL for a while, is he still there?


the banished part is true but the alter ego is not..in fact she spoke to several people on this forum, including processing a credit card transaction through Ashley's shop...she must be quite a legend to have people thinking she's imaginary ;D

[Janie]

Is serena still around? she sounds interesting ;)

Even If she was Croozers alter ego LOL. I found that She was one of a kind ;D loved to laugh.....and didnt mind a fight ;) A pitty :'(
'

:-* :)
awww!!!!

ok, I'll delete mine and you can delete yours and Janie can leave her gun at home :-*

[Janie]

ok, I'll delete mine and you can delete yours and Janie can leave her gun at home :-*

HAHA!
Deal on the deleting, but the guns gonna stay..never know when yer gonna have to protect yourself ;D